This is My Design

i don't have a ship, I have and armada

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Today we picked up brother from this little party thing he went to and he was talking about how there was like three guys there named Joe. So I stopped him and said “So if you add up all the Joes and divided by three, would you get the AVERAGE JOE?!”

I’ve never laughed harder at my own joke this is my crowning achievement

(via the-time-goddess-of-221b)